Are you stupid?

This is the question that I poised to my husband after he'd been complaining of stomach cramps. He's being an unbelievable baby about the whole thing as far as I'm concerned and when I asked him how it hurt he had the nerve to tell me that I didn't understand pain like he was having. Um, excuse me, but I do believe I understand cramping pain seeing as how not only do I get it with my lovely little friend every 28 days but my ovulation is also extremely painful. So after he told me that I didn't understand the cramping pain I asked if he was stupid. Does he not see me popping Midol like it's candy? Does he not see when the ovulation starts me doubled over in pain? Does he not see the grimace on my face everytime I get one of those kick you in the stomach cramps? IS HE BLIND???? I wanted to kill him. I then also mentioned to him being in labor and having those cramps and again he had the nerve to tell me that was nothing compared to how he was feeling. HOW THE HELL WOULD HE KNOW? Has he gone through labor and forgotten to mention it to me? Does he not remember when I was going through an extremely painful contraction that he had the gall to ask me if it hurt? No dumbass I'm crying out in pain because it feels good. Does anyone else have this issue with their husbands/boyfriends/significant others?

Waitng, waiting, waiting........

I am anxiously awaiting the arrival of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Let me just preface this by saying I pre-ordered this the minute it was availiable and now have to wait at least 5 mailing days to receive it. This series has been a great way for me to bond with my nephew. He was 7 when I was introduced as Uncle Eddie's girlfriend and was very stand offish with me. But when he saw me reading a copy of Harry Potter he became very interested. Interested in the fact that an adult enjoyed the same book he did. Now that the seventh and final book is out I'm almost very sad to see it end although I'm very excited at the same time to see how it ends. Now I'm in search of another book series that he and I can read together. His mother told me that he's been telling his friends for months "My favorite aunt, Aunt Adrianne, is going to get the book for me". After hearing that I had to get the book for him. So I purchased them (yes I bought two, I need to complete my set as well) on amazon.com and am now just waiting for them to get here.

Are you kidding me???

After the gym last night I went to the local Mobil on the Run since they are having all their fountain drinks priced at 99cents. My husband and I both LOVE fountain diet coke. So I figured I'd stop in to get one. Now they are not stocking the 64oz cup because really who could blame them they'd probably not be able to cover their asses on it so I reach for the 44oz cup, and push the thing for ice and nothing........I push again thinking maybe it's just stuck.....nothing....I look around to let someone know it's out of ice and realize I am standing by myself in the store. There is not an employee to be found. So I just fill my cup with diet coke figuring it's cold already and I have ice at home and proceed to make my way to the cash register to pay. I get there and I wait......and wait.....and wait.....and wait. After literally 5 minutes of standing there waiting to pay I take a dollar bill out and place it on the counter and out of nowhere comes a little man saying in a nasty tone "Ma'am that's $1.07". Ok bastard you're lucky I even tried to pay for it. Your job is in customer service start servicing your customers. I don't understand people who act like it's beneath them to ring me up IT"S THEIR JOB!!!!